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It was a year ago this past august that I began attending UCF, and it was about a week later I understood why everyone complained about how bad parking is at UCF. Although parking is horrendous this is not the main focus of this paper, it more or less emphasizes a point that will be made in due time. About a week or two after classes started fraternity rush kicked off, and in wanting to meet a lot of people quickly I rushed and joined a fraternity. In doing this I began spending a lot of time in the student union for lunch, hanging out with the current brothers and getting to know them. This is when the problem was realized: not enough seating in the student union. This may seem like an insignificant predicament but it just reinforces the fact that UCF is overpopulated and ill-suited to accommodate all the students it houses. Going back to the previous example of not enough parking here is another problem not enough seats in the library next to power outlets for laptops these shortcomings reinforce the significance of one of the biggest yet unnoticed tribulations at UCF, seating in the student union.